I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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