You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
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