i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
you inspire me to be a worse person
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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