Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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