he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
Randomize
