Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
