we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I didn't notice because vodka
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
Randomize
