I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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