You're my little dorito
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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