i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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