what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
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