you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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