I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
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