Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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