i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
Best friends brother. Beat that.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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