you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
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