butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
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