Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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