We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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