Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
zippers are such a cool invention
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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