He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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