Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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