Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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