People in love make me want to vomit
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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