they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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