you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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