I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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