why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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