btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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