So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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