Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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