you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
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