Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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