"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
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