halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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