He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Panties = found
Randomize
