Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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