I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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