well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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