Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
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