we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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