I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Randomize
