Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
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