We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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