He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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