Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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