i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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