I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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