youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
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