and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
he thought i was a dude.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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