Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
no you cant smoke seaweed
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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